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HELP & FAQ

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

+ What is TRASHED GOODZ?

TRASHED GOODZ is an independent clothing brand featuring unique, hand-crafted pieces. Another man's trash is another man's treasure.

+ How does the Loyalty Punch Card work?

Every order earns you 1 punch on your digital loyalty card. Once you collect 10 punches, you unlock a reward - choose either 50% OFF your next order or a FREE EXCLUSIVE ACCESSORY! Create an account to start earning.

+ What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit and debit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) through our secure payment partner, OnvoPay. All transactions are encrypted and secure.

+ What is your shipping policy?

We ship worldwide! Standard shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location. Orders are typically processed within 2-3 business days. Delivery times vary by destination (usually 5-14 business days).

+ What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee on all items. If you're not satisfied with your purchase, contact us within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. Items must be unworn and in original condition with tags attached.

+ How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with tracking information. You can also view your order status anytime by logging into your account and visiting the "Order History" section.

+ Do you offer exchanges?

Yes! If you need a different size or color, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We'll arrange for you to return the original item and ship the replacement once we receive it.

+ I forgot my password. What do I do?

Contact us at the email below and we'll help you reset your password. Make sure to provide the email address associated with your account.

CONTACT US

Email: support@trashedgoods.store

Response Time: We typically respond within 24-48 hours.

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Instagram: @trashedgoodz
Twitter: @trashedgoodz

SIZE GUIDE // CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT 74-VORKUTA

Size	Chest (inches)	Length (inches)	Shoulder (inches)	STEP
S	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	SECURE THE KEYS
M	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	ASCEND FROM DARKNESS
L	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	RAIN FIRE
XL	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	UNLEASH THE HORDE
XXL	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST
XXXL	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	WIELD A FIST OF IRON
GOD	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	RAISE HELL
FREEDOM	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	[REDACTED]	FREEDOM

// TRANSMISSION INTERCEPT - CLEARANCE LEVEL: ELEPHANT //

"The numbers. What do they mean?" - [REDACTED]

God said 640x480 16 color was enough. An elephant is the size of a house. I don't think you understand how simple God likes things. God said simple graphics and you shall have simple measurements.

[REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. All must die.

They implant false measurements. They glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do.

STEP 8: FREEDOM - For you. Not for me.

God's chosen resolution is 640x480. If your shirt doesn't fit, you're running at the wrong resolution. God talks to me through the random number generator. The random number generator told me your size.

[REDACTED] IS DEAD. Or is he? The measurements know. The numbers always know.

"After 1000 songs I understand." - God, probably

OPERATIONAL NOTE: If item does not fit, you have been compromised. Report to nearest extraction point. Trust no one. The broadcast must continue. We are everywhere.

ASCEND FROM DARKNESS. 40 MILLION SOULS. ONE SIZE FITS ALL.

* All measurements are [REDACTED] by order of [REDACTED]. When in doubt, the numbers will guide you. God's temple is your body. Your OS runs in ring-0 only. So should your clothing.